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The bane of Cape Town’s hospitality industry
“I’m such a nasty person,” she said with glee. One can laugh it off but in Chris von Ulmenstein’s case, it’s become a fact. And she went on to say how she waits for knocks on the door bearing lawsuits.
But her latest action shows that she is in fact, in her own small way, a threat to democracy. She convinced her hosting company, Hetzner, to take down another site which they also host. Hetzner has not responded to CapeInfo’s email so we find hard to believe that the process is fair and, indeed, constitutional.
One prominent Cape Town hotelier called Hetzner to complain about its actions, but Hetzner’s Gunther Breuninger explained that they were instructed by the Internet Service Providers Association to take down the site. Now if you look at the ISPA’s take-down process, you will see that it’s not the ISPA that issues any instruction, but Hetzner would have decided for itself. So did Breuninger tell a blatant lie? One must wonder if Hetzner is a trustworthy company.
Was Hetzner right or wrong? Vote in our poll on the right.
The site taken down is Martin Hatchuel’s This Tourism Week – a highly-regarded business-to-business publication and an important part of his livelihood.
One tourism organisation official – who prefered not to be identified – had the following take on all of this: “Martin is an excellent journalist and This Tourism Week is one of the better tourism news sites out there. I find it incomprehensible that his website was shut down because of comments from readers to a vitriolic posting by von Ulmenstein. This action by Hetzner does appear unconstitutional.”
You can read the posting here.
Why the anonymous quotes? Many people are scared of von Ulmenstein and none want the nastiness of her vitriolic attacks that are sure to follow.
Chris von Ulmenstein has become the Julius Malema of the hospitality industry – a loose cannon who always knows better; she’s happy to criticise but balks at any criticism of herself.
I started von Ulmenstein on her blogging career. She came to me in 2008 when someone had opened a website with the sole aim of criticising her and her business (Whale Cottage Portfolio) after a bad experience at one of her guest houses. The problem was, if you googled “Chris von Ulmenstein”, this slagging website was at the top of the first page.
So I advised that she makes as much “noise” as possible – using Facebook, social media and other websites and blogs. And I even offered her a blog on CapeInfo which she started. The offending website was pushed off Google’s first page fairly quickly.
“This is super – I Google’d “Chris von Ulmenstein” last night, and saw it at no. 8 I think, beating the horrid website, which is now at number 10. I have to get it off the first Google page.” CvU’s email on 29/8/08
Von Ulmenstein took to blogging like a duck in a downpour. Unfortunately, this was the time when she’d also just been booted out of Fedhasa – her industry association. So she used the blog to air her personal grievances (something a professional writer never does) and slag off Fedhasa’s leadership.
Now I now that Google spiders CapeInfo very efficiently and it usually takes between three and six minutes before a blog post is indexed on Google. But the worst was waking to von Ulmenstein’s emails (often written at about 3am), asking if I’d seen her latest post slagging Nils Heckscher or another victim, and how it’s already at number three on Google’s first page for a search on the person’s name.
I hoped that she’d move on and concentrate on providing the insight that she is so good at. But no, when I said I was unhappy with her direction she opened a new blog – Fedhasa is a Farce, where she really let rip.
So I was forced to set conditions, which she would not meet, and I felt obliged to close her blog on CapeInfo. There was no outside influence and I took the decision completely on my own. I cannot allow CapeInfo to be used as a platform for malicious vendettas where integrity is a foreign word.
I’ve known Chris for a long time. She and her company, Relationship Marketing, became a tenant at the V&A Waterfront in the early 90s. Then, she was one of those people one rather avoided. She always knew better and nothing was good enough.
In subsequent years, I had a good relationship with her while she was on Cape Town Tourism’s board, lastly as deputy-chair when the old CTT was disbanded in 2003.
She was a passionate champion for tourism in the days when tourism wasn’t the glamour industry it is today. But as the old CTT was being closed, after the City Council withheld funding, I had to wonder if she wasn’t too passionate and if there wasn’t an element of surrogacy in her possessive relationship with CTT? With imminent closure as funds were running dry, von Ulmenstein reportedly handed over a cheque for over R100,000 to keep the organisation going. They gave the cheque back to her.
She never made it onto the new CTT board so focused her attention on Fedhasa, where she served on the Western Cape exco until tensions with fellow exco members saw her expelled rather publicly – the first time I’m aware anybody has been expelled in that manner.
Is Chris von Ulmenstein a paragon of virtue in the realms of her chosen hospitality industry? Well, one thing is clear, she is seriously lacking in the karma stakes. Her nemesis website in Google,dirtywhale.com, is still there and back up to fourth position; her presence in TripAdvisor (which she calls “the bane of the hospitality industry”) and HelloPeter is hardly salutary.
The latest five Tripadvisor posts about Whale Cottage Franshhoek are:
“Whale Cottage Franschhoek – a dirty run down dump.”
“Whale Cottage – a health risk”
“An agressive owner, no service, no telephone and a dirty pool..not a 4*”
“A squalid hovel with horrendous staff and owner”
“A filthy run down and disgusting dump Do…”
“Whale Cottage Franschhoek – a dirty run down dump.”
“Whale Cottage – a health risk”
“An agressive owner, no service, no telephone and a dirty pool..not a 4*”
“A squalid hovel with horrendous staff and owner”
“A filthy run down and disgusting dump Do…”
On HelloPeter.com there is one compliment and five complaints.
If anything is the bane of Cape Town’s hospitality industry, it is von Ulmenstein’s Whale Cottage Blog. She’s reportedly been banned at scores of restaurants and was forcibly evicted by police from trendy, upmarket Beluga, when she was refused right of admission and refused to leave.
Yet she riles on and on, sparing no-one she disagrees with. Her page-by-page criticism of Crush magazine is one of the most embarrassing examples of journalism I’ve ever seen.
Von Ulmenstein seems to have one set of rules for herself, but another set for everyone else. She wrote the following email to me on October 31, 2008: “It would be most unprofessional for you to attack me, when we are “colleagues”, so to speak. You sound like a self-righteous policeman, and in judgment of things that do not concern you, as you are not part of my business.”
So, if I started Chris von Ulmenstein on her blogging career which has caused so much distress, I must apologise.
But as one of South Africa’s most esteemed professionals said, “One comfort about being attacked by the Whale is that there is such a large ‘old boys/girls club’ of victims. Sad little person.”
Postscript
It was actually very sad writing this because I was friends with Chris at one time. If it was not for her malicious and vindictive rabble-rousing, she would be a great blogger. Her blog was recently nominated in the SA blog awards in the ‘most controversial blog’ category. One hopes that this doesn’t inspire her to new heights, or should that be “stoop to new lows?”
It was actually very sad writing this because I was friends with Chris at one time. If it was not for her malicious and vindictive rabble-rousing, she would be a great blogger. Her blog was recently nominated in the SA blog awards in the ‘most controversial blog’ category. One hopes that this doesn’t inspire her to new heights, or should that be “stoop to new lows?”
Postscript #2
The ISPA has drawn my attention to the following:
The ISPA has drawn my attention to the following:
- It is the ISP that decides on a take down and not the ISPA.
- the ECT Act is fairly clear on redress: 77(2) Any person who lodges a notification of unlawful activity with a service provider knowing that it materially misrepresents the facts is liable for damages for wrongful take-down.
NOTE ABOUT POSTING COMMENTS
Due to violations of CapeInfo Terms of Use where fraudulent email addresses are being provided (a@a.com for example), we have introduced the requirement that only registered, logged in users may post comments. This is common practice and followed by The Times and Mail&Guardian, for example.
Where someone is prepared to provide a fraudulent address, the rest of their content is just as questionable.
Due to violations of CapeInfo Terms of Use where fraudulent email addresses are being provided (a@a.com for example), we have introduced the requirement that only registered, logged in users may post comments. This is common practice and followed by The Times and Mail&Guardian, for example.
Where someone is prepared to provide a fraudulent address, the rest of their content is just as questionable.
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Saturday, November 20, 2010
http://twitter.com/brendoncrew
- Asked @whalecottage to leave 2 hours ago and her tail just left the door now.Tue Nov 16 2010 21:48:02 (SAST) via Echofon
- I should have plugged @whalecottages blow hole as wellTue Nov 16 2010 21:45:54 (SAST) via Echofon
- Just banned @whalecottage bitch from Sotano and all our restaurants.Tue Nov 16 2010 20:44:00 (SAST) via Echofon
- Whale cottage bitch just been banned from SotanoTue Nov 16 2010 20:02:08 (SAST) via Echofon
http://dirtywhale.com/
Some of the latest postings on tripadvisor.com
Just came across some of the latest postings on leading travel review site tripadvisor.com.
Source: www.tripadvisor.com
- A London (UK) visitor posted: "An agressive owner, no service, no telephone, and a dirty pool...not a 4*."
- A couple from Kent (UK) writes: " A squalid hotel with horrendous staff and owner."
- Somebody from Drakenberg (SA) says: "A filthy run down and disgusting dump. Do not get fooled by their flashy web site The staff are incredibly rude and treated us like a major inconvenience We are very saddened that tourists to South Africa have to endure this hell hole."
Source: www.tripadvisor.com
Rage against Whale Cottage and owner Chris von Ulmenstein
After posting the video yesterday I recieved several emails from readers having had similar experiences. It seems like all the Whale Cottage hostels are run in the same poor manner. It seems like Chris von Ulmenstein systematically ignores any criticism and disregards legitimate claims from customers.
For some other examples see:
www.whale-cottage.com
www.whalecottage.de
Please post more comments on the sites, I'll publish all similar accounts until we get a straight answer and are rightly compensated.
For some other examples see:
www.whale-cottage.com
www.whalecottage.de
Please post more comments on the sites, I'll publish all similar accounts until we get a straight answer and are rightly compensated.
Not for the weak hearted, this is how it looked
A video of how the room looked when checking in, and after 3 reminders to the manager how the room still looked when we checked out. Weeks of dirt, grime, hair. Not a pretty sight.
A final attempt to communicate in a civil tone, email 9 February 2009
So, contact established, but no apparent willingness to listen to what we have to say. This is the latest email we've sent to Whale Cottage. We still have no response.
From: Viktor
To: winelands@whalecottage.com
Subject: RE: URGENT - 3rd and final reminder
Date: Mon, 9 Feb 2009 14:17:28 +0100
Hello
Me and my brother composed the first email to you together. I work in a restaurant when he works in an office and uses his computer all day long I thought it was best that he took care of this case. Becouse he constantly uses his email. Thats why the mail came from him instead of me.
I can't see any problem with that becouse we're brothers who made the trip together, stayed at your gusthouse together and composed the mail together.
But if thats still a problem we'll be happy to send a power of attorney that will give him the authorization to handle this!
Hälsningar / Greetings
Viktor
To: winelands@whalecottage.com
Subject: RE: URGENT - 3rd and final reminder
Date: Mon, 9 Feb 2009 14:17:28 +0100
Hello
Me and my brother composed the first email to you together. I work in a restaurant when he works in an office and uses his computer all day long I thought it was best that he took care of this case. Becouse he constantly uses his email. Thats why the mail came from him instead of me.
I can't see any problem with that becouse we're brothers who made the trip together, stayed at your gusthouse together and composed the mail together.
But if thats still a problem we'll be happy to send a power of attorney that will give him the authorization to handle this!
Hälsningar / Greetings
Viktor
Are you kidding me?
From: winelands@whalecottage.com
To: Viktor
Subject: Re: URGENT - 3rd and final reminder
Date: Mon, 9 Feb 2009 12:58:56 +0200
To: Viktor
Subject: Re: URGENT - 3rd and final reminder
Date: Mon, 9 Feb 2009 12:58:56 +0200
I will not deal with him. I sent you an e-mail on 30 December, to thank you for your stay and requested feedback from you, being the person who made the booking with us.
Warm whale wishes
Chris
Christiane von Ulmenstein
Owner
WHALE COTTAGE GUEST HOUSE PORTFOLIO
Whale Cottage Camps Bay/Whale Cottage Franschhoek/Whale Cottage Hermanus/Whale Cottage Plettenberg Bay
WELCOME TO A WHALE OF A STAY!
Reservations: tel + 27 21 433-2100
Reservations: fax +27 21 433-2101
info@whalecottage.com
website: www.whalecottage.com
WhaleTales blog: www.whalecottage.com/blog
WIR SPRECHEN DEUTSCH
PROUDLY SOUTH AFRICAN
Owner
WHALE COTTAGE GUEST HOUSE PORTFOLIO
Whale Cottage Camps Bay/Whale Cottage Franschhoek/Whale Cottage Hermanus/Whale Cottage Plettenberg Bay
WELCOME TO A WHALE OF A STAY!
Reservations: tel + 27 21 433-2100
Reservations: fax +27 21 433-2101
info@whalecottage.com
website: www.whalecottage.com
WhaleTales blog: www.whalecottage.com/blog
WIR SPRECHEN DEUTSCH
PROUDLY SOUTH AFRICAN
Posted by Gustaf at 2/15/2009 11:45 AM | Add Comment
Breakthrough - we have an answer
Somehow the hint that we might share online our experience made somebody wake up. We got an answer from the owner, and what an answer. They have recieved our emails (wow!), but will talk to me but to my brother who made the booking for our party of 6. Him being tied up during the days he's asking me to handle it.
Hi
I have asked my brother Gustaf to handle this matter on behalf of my family. Please direct all correspondence to him.
Hälsningar / Greetings
Viktor
Subject: RE: URGENT - 3rd and final reminder
Date: Mon, 9 Feb 2009 04:01:52 -0500
From: Gustaf
To: winelands@whalecottage.com
CC: Viktor
Gustaf
I have asked my brother Gustaf to handle this matter on behalf of my family. Please direct all correspondence to him.
Hälsningar / Greetings
Viktor
Subject: RE: URGENT - 3rd and final reminder
Date: Mon, 9 Feb 2009 04:01:52 -0500
From: Gustaf
To: winelands@whalecottage.com
CC: Viktor
My brother – copied in this email – has asked me the handle this matter on behalf of our 3 room party. Feedback and a full description of the events is in my first email sent you Whale Cottage one month ago on 12 January, see below.
Regards
Gustaf
From: Whale Cottage Franschhoek [mailto:winelands@whalecottage.com]
Sent: Sunday, February 08, 2009 9:01 PM
To: Gustaf
Subject: Re: URGENT - 3rd and final reminder
Sent: Sunday, February 08, 2009 9:01 PM
To: Gustaf
Subject: Re: URGENT - 3rd and final reminder
Please ask Viktor to contact me directly. He made the booking and I did write for his feedback, but have not yet received it.
Chris
ChrisChristiane von Ulmenstein
Owner
WHALE COTTAGE GUEST HOUSE PORTFOLIO
Whale Cottage Camps Bay/Whale Cottage Franschhoek/Whale Cottage Hermanus/Whale Cottage Plettenberg Bay
WELCOME TO A WHALE OF A STAY!
Reservations: tel + 27 21 433-2100
Reservations: fax +27 21 433-2101
info@whalecottage.com
website: www.whalecottage.com
WhaleTales blog: www.whalecottage.com/blog
WIR SPRECHEN DEUTSCH
PROUDLY SOUTH AFRICAN
Posted by Gustaf at 2/15/2009 11:41 AM | Add Comment
3rd email to Whale Cottage, 8 February 2009
From: Gustaf
Sent: Sunday, February 08, 2009 2:50 PM
Subject: FW: URGENT - 3rd and final reminder
Hello,
It has been another week and half since I sent my reminder email. Trust me I really want to believe that what we experienced was an exception. I want to believe that you will provide the basic customer service and answer to a complaint letter. That said, unless I hear back from you until end of this week ie latest February 14th I see no other way than to take further steps. I will be forced to publish my full story on all available travel review sites, and where possible also upload pictures and video of the whale cottage experience. I would hate to see other travelers suffer the same fate as we did.
Regards
Gustaf
Posted by Gustaf at 2/15/2009 11:39 AM | Add Comment
Reminder email 29 January
From: Gustaf
Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2009 9:16 AM
To: 'winelands@whalecottage.com''
Subject: URGENT
Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2009 9:16 AM
To: 'winelands@whalecottage.com''
Subject: URGENT
Hello,
It has been more than one week since I sent his formal complaint, and one month (!) since we had our disappointing experience with Whale Cottage in Franschoek.
I still await your reply,
Regards
Gustaf
Posted by Gustaf at 2/15/2009 11:37 AM | Add Comment
Email to Whale Cottage owner Chris von Ulmenstein 12 January 2009
From: Gustaf
Sent: Monday, January 12, 2009 4:32 PM
To: 'winelands@whalecottage.com'
Subject: For the attention of Ms Chris von Ulmenstein
Sent: Monday, January 12, 2009 4:32 PM
To: 'winelands@whalecottage.com'
Subject: For the attention of Ms Chris von Ulmenstein
Dear Madame,
I write to you to express my deep concern about the quality of the service that we experienced during our stay at the Whale Cottage in Franchoek. I addressed these issues with the local manager, as well as left several voice mails on your mobile phone but still have not heard back.
We – a party of 6 people – arrived for our stay Sunday 28 December. We were asked to pay in advance for our 3 rooms, ie without having seen the rooms first. As your establishment is rated 4 stars and as there was a local manager on duty this was acceptable to us.
While the 3 rooms were nicely furbished and in good condition there were serious issues with the cleaning.
- The garden room was barely cleaned: dirty on the floor from weeks of not being cleaned, bathroom not properly wiped down, and toilet not flushed
- The two rooms in the main building had both very dirty floors, and hair and other extremities in the bathroom. The towels in the two rooms had not been changed, and smelled like old sweat.
When asked the manager provided clean towels, and promised to clean up the rooms immediately. We did get the new towels, but only a quick cleaning of the rooms by a cleaner who went around mumbling and cursing that she “cleaned these damn rooms before”. I again asked them to be cleaned again, and the manager promised to have them clean by the time we returned from our dinner later that night. We got back at 23:00 in the evening, the rooms had not been touched.
The morning after I addressed this with the manager again. I showed her again the dirty rooms, but she insisted that they were already cleaned and would not apologize. I asked her how come they are dirty, but the only response was that they had been cleaned.
I then asked that we jointly give you a call to straighten this out, but was told that we could not reach you. Frustrated I gave up trying, documented with both pictures and with a film the condition of the rooms and then checked out.
- The two rooms in the main building had both very dirty floors, and hair and other extremities in the bathroom. The towels in the two rooms had not been changed, and smelled like old sweat.
When asked the manager provided clean towels, and promised to clean up the rooms immediately. We did get the new towels, but only a quick cleaning of the rooms by a cleaner who went around mumbling and cursing that she “cleaned these damn rooms before”. I again asked them to be cleaned again, and the manager promised to have them clean by the time we returned from our dinner later that night. We got back at 23:00 in the evening, the rooms had not been touched.
The morning after I addressed this with the manager again. I showed her again the dirty rooms, but she insisted that they were already cleaned and would not apologize. I asked her how come they are dirty, but the only response was that they had been cleaned.
I then asked that we jointly give you a call to straighten this out, but was told that we could not reach you. Frustrated I gave up trying, documented with both pictures and with a film the condition of the rooms and then checked out.
Staying at guesthouses we don’t expect 5* hotel service, but charming small establishments with personal service. We do expect clean rooms and to be treated as paying customers.
It is very unfortunate that The Whale Cottage in Franchoek does not live up to the good reputation of the Whale Cottage group. I look forward to hearing from you with an explaination on what went wrong and would be happy to share pictures and movies with you if requested.
Kind Regards
Gustaf
Posted by Gustaf at 2/15/2009 11:34 AM | Add Comment
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This is my post:
“Dear Chris
Before I start, let’s just put it in writing. I do not work for Caveau (to sue as well). I am not a follower of your blog, but merely came across it by googling Sotano. So bravo to you, for actually soliciting some publicity from this. I must indicate that this article contains many inconsistent claims.
Firstly, you say you have never eaten at Caveau, then later on say you have and was treated badly “went to Caveau in its early days, and experienced some rudeness from the management”. So already in my opinion you have a grudge to bear.
Secondly, further state that that you went because of Jamie who’s twitter. On his twitter he clearly states that this is a “test drive”.
Thirdly, you then go on to attack Brendon Crew on his rudeness and unprofessionalism. One only needs to google your name to find a few choice comments on you. Case in point, this is on mybroadband, “Finally the [edited] got what she deserves!!! She is one of the most rudest / unfriendly / unpolite people I have ever dealt with. As I am in the tourism industry – I know Chris all too well. She screams and yells at consultants and at her staff and the managers at her guest houses don’t last more than 2 months. I mean even Pick n Pay in Seapoint opens a special cashier for her when she goes there – because she is too good to stand in a queue like everyone else. Pot calling the kettle black, maybe?
Lastly, you seem to imply that you care about the tourism industry, thats why you have this blog, so then how do you explain this http://www.whale-cottage.com/. These tourists were so disgusted by your guesthouse that they even opened a website for it. Lady, people who live in glass houses should not throw stones. Stop picking on hard working successful people, just to garner some publicity off their back. You are ruining the industry, and if more restauranteurs were as brave enough and had courage and faith in their establishment to tell irresponsible bloggers like you where to stuff it, they would be more successful.”
That is, until her attack on the barely opened Sotano, which SD refers to. Having never really read blogs before (and certainly never having responded to any) I found her commentary so personal and unbalanced that I was moved to post a response on her blog. When she in turn posted a reply which was again biased and just factually incorrect, I replied with a further post which highlighted direct contradictions in some of her accounts, which she declined to publish, citing alleged “defamatory” comments (a word which I have soon come to learn she likes to throw about, whilst being ignorant of it’s legal significance). I found this outrageous in a country which (presently at least) still champions the right to free speech..in Chris’s case, however, she appears to only respect the chorus of voices who echo her sentiments, whereas those voices who are strident must apparently be silenced.
In this vein, I found your article particularly balanced and insightful and I respect the apparent dilemma you faced in writing it, given your personal history with Ms Von Ulmenstein. As a lawyer I am also deeply concerned about the legality or otherwise of the actions which you refer to in your article. How far may a person go before it’s too far?
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